Fra-gee-leh! It must be Italian!
Win any major awards lately? Don't worry -- now you can become a major award for all the world to treasure, thanks to this A Christmas Story Fragile Wooden Crate Costume. Relive that epic moment in "A Christmas Story" by showing up as the ultimate major award, packaged for protection in your own fragile-stamped crate. Plus, it's an officially licensed product. Does this mean that you can party with the cast members? Doubtful, but at least you can wear it while you're watching the movie for 24 hours straight on TBS next year!
- Wearing a wooden crate was never this much fun. That's because it's actually an easy-to-wear tunic that's realistically crafted in a wood grain finish to resemble the classic leg lamp's packaging.
- To celebrate one of cinema's greatest sight gags, it's fully marked "Fragile" on the front, so everyone will fully appreciate your value, even if you're not a fishnet-stockinged plastic leg glowing with electric passion. It's also marked "This End Up" near the head hole, so you'll never have to worry about wearing it upside-down.
- Includes: Tunic.
- Does not include undershirt, pants or shoes.
- This is an officially licensed A Christmas Story costume.
- Product Number
- Polyester, Exclusive of Decorations
- Care Instructions
- Spot Clean
- Air Shippable
- Express/Premium Surcharge
- Return Eligible
- Available International