“The itsy bitsy spider” this isn’t! Take a good long look. This is the yo-mama of spiders—the Hanging Dropping Black Spider. It’s in no way itsy or bitsy! In fact, it’s been known to give even the bravest among us the creeps and the giggles! Go a head, target the big brother or dad! Get the guys who are the strong, silent types who walk with unflappable, confident swaggers and act like they’re ready to rule the world—and watch ‘em scream like a girl!
The Execution: Preparing to take his nieces trick-or-treating, my brother, saunters to the front door—passing directly under the spider-containing tree. Then—IT happens. The noise-activated Hanging Dropping Black Spider does exactly as it name foretells. It drops two feet and lands squarely on the back of his collar. It takes a millisecond for him to realize there is a hairy-bodied, green-eyed-glowing, leg-scurrying spider that is ON HIS BACK! The Reaction: The high-pitched, scream-like-a-room-full-of-little-girls response that shattered the silence of the calm afternoon, combined with the swatting, shrieking, and jumping that preceded his sprint back down the driveway is forever captured on video. The Payback: Priceless. With the Hanging Dropping Black Spider you are sure to have a hilarious and unforgettable Halloween!Read More
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