The internet is an amazing thing. Case in Point: Someone came up with a list of Wikipedia article titles that have the correct syllable stress pattern to be sung to the tune of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. How awesome is that? If you don’t know the tune of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song, then get out. No offense, but you don’t belong here. Seriously, close this browser window. We’ll wait. Are they gone? Okay, cool. Only the true fans remain. Now give this a try: Sing these phrases to the tune of theme song. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective … Cayman Island Blue Iguana … Edgar Allan Poe Museum … Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon … Legal Code of North Dakota … Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater … New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly … Seven Brides for Seven Brothers … Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS MORE. Seriously, how awesome is that? But we don’t have to tell you. You probably already read that article—heck, you probably already wrote that article, because you’re not only a huge Ninja Turtles fan, you’re also a huge nerd. Which is why your favorite Turtle was always Donatello, the most butt-kicking-est nerd in the world. It was hard enough growing up as a Ninja Turtle fangirl. All the boys made you play as April O’Neill and you just had to go somewhere and wait for them to come rescue you. That was lame. Now you’ve grown up from a fangirl to a fan-woman, and this Halloween, you’re going to show them all what character you should have been playing all along. You are going to be your spirit-animal—a six-foot anthropomorphic amphibious reptilian. And because you’re a huge nerd, you totally know what anthropomorphic means. It’s cool to be a nerd.
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