Just when you think your Halloween costume couldn't get any dumber, you can go out and get this officially licensed Dumb & Dumber Cane In Orange and make the whole party speechless! Dress in style for your next Halloween party or snow owl preservation benefit by completing your look with this awesome costume accessory. Honestly, you would be dumb not to.
You can be both classy and sophisticated with the help of this orange cane, since it completes that sherbet orange tuxedo you have been waiting to wear since 1994. It's perfect for engaging in a spirited cane fencing duel, tipping your top hat or as a dazzling eye catcher to attract the attention of that nice set of hooters. At 36 inches long, it's the perfect length for people of all shapes and heights, and is durable enough to withstand the abuse that comes from a night out on the town. Just make sure you don't show up to your next Halloween or costume party late -- get there at 7:45, or if that's too early, quarter to eight. Tell your barber to give you a snazzy bowl cut, start practicing making the most annoying sound in the world and perfect your Lloyd Christmas impression. By the time you get this official Dumb & Dumber Cane In Orange, you'll be the hit of the party. Samsonite briefcase not included!Read More
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