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Posted on Mar 13, 2015

Friday the 13th Body Count (an infographic)

Friday the 13th Body Count (an infographic)

Nope, you’re not experiencing a glitch in the Matrix – it’s Friday the 13th for the second month in a row. This November will have a Friday the 13th too, which is the most times the date can occur in a single calendar year.

Last month, we used the opportunity to talk about some of our favorite horror movies, so it’s only fitting that this month we take a look a Friday the 13th itself, and all twelve of the films in that franchise. Of course, since people really only watch slasher movies for the kills, we made an infographic that categories every single one of the 200+ deaths from the entire series. Keep on scrolling to check it out:

 

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1 Comment

  1. 16th November Saturday 2019

    Hello.

    If Friday the 13th does ever make a come back, it should be done with wit and gore.

    Plot Line:

    -15- misfit teenagers with unique super powers are powerless to stop the Superhero of Death, Jason, and one by one they are stalked and killed in ways only from the master of death — Jason —

    Back-breaking, body slamming, head smashing, eyeball popping
    Mouth gaping, heart-popping, head-twisting, nostril lifting
    Spear pierce, breast popping, groin kicking and sledge
    hammering… Pick one or pick them all… Pick up a pick and
    don’t be picky, just slam that pick into a beating heart.

    Instead of Xavier, from X-Men, the name could be Professor Hangover and these teenagers attend Mulch Academy, because all that boring homework really mulches the neurons of the brain.

    Hope no one will be fret about this posting about Jason Voorhees — Master of the Machette and Body Butcher.

    Sincerely, Clayton Crawford

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