Top 10 Tuesdays: Funny Costumes
Oh boy, like we needed more of an invitation to come up with terrible jokes. This week, the joke’s on you… or it will be, if you wear one of these costumes! Ha ha ha! (There’s no way that line’s original, is there? Oh well.)
We’re talking about the Top 10 Funny Costumes this week. Click here to check out our Top 10 Halloween Costumes lists of weeks past.
#10. Bacon Costume
This costume is part of a balanced breakfast! Don’t actually try eating it, though. You will probably die almost immediately.
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This one is two spaces above the other bacon costume because it has two extra bacon strips. That’s just math.
Silly hat? Check. Form-fitting gold Spandex? Check. Alcohol? Double check. What more could you possibly ask for when it comes to funny costumes? Quite clearly, this one has it all, but you can always choose another Morphsuit if this one just isn’t for you. As they say in Germany, “Wir haben keine Ahnung, was dieser sagt, entweder. Ach ja!”
Amusing things to do with a banana costume:
- Drive away all your friends by working “split” and “appealing” into as many sentences as possible.
- Eat an actual banana while being a banana (Bananaception).
- Reenact that one part from Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected.
- Reenact everyone’s favorite Internet meme from 12 years ago.
- Lay on the floor at a costume party and trip people up.
All the puns we can think of for these characters are too vulgar.
“It’s not delivery, it’s da life of the party!”
We’re actually ashamed of that one.
This is a great costume to wear if you want to show your love for the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time, that is, Sharknado 2: The Second One. Other ideas for Sharknado costumes include the Sharknado itself and this chest-bursting Sharknado shirt. Smother yourself in a copious amount of fake blood and you’re good to go.
#2. Taco Costume
Are you getting sick of our jokes? Wanna sit down and taco ‘bout it?
Because nothing says, “Holy cow, that’s a huge beard” quite like a Duck Dynasty costume. Si was one of our costume kings last year, and now Phil’s joined him too.
What’s the funniest Halloween costume you’ve seen? Have you ever gotten laughs with a costume you wore before? What were you? Share your stories with us on Facebook and Twitter @BuyCostumes! Check our Pinterest boards for more funny costumes and costume ideas, too.